tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80272173361767173952011-11-28T01:52:21.539+02:00Bancuri si glume de te incingi..aerosoulnoreply@blogger.comBlogger671100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-48099425132114303432009-01-28T13:40:00.003+02:002009-01-28T13:41:50.746+02:00

Un ginecolog vrea sa se reprofileze, auzind ca ar castiga mai bine ca mecanic auto. Invata individul si se duce la un service auto, sa dea test de angajare. La rezultate, stupoare: tipul luase nota 15… Se duce si-l intreaba pe mecanicu’ sef: - Bine domle, cum se poate aaa ceva: asta a luat 5, asta 7… eu 15?! - Da domle, hai sa vedem: ti-am dat sa desfaci carburatorul, l-ai deschis corect… 5

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Soţul intră seara în dormitor cu două aspirine şi un pahar cu apă. Soţia întreabă:- Asta pentru ce mai e ?- Pentru durerea ta de cap!- Dar nu mă doare capul !- Te-am prins!...

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-24037109197888318342009-01-28T13:17:00.001+02:002009-01-28T13:17:37.542+02:00

Sondaj de opinie in Italia..Intrebarea: "Credeti ca sunt prea multi straini in tara ?"Rezultatele au fost dupa cum urmeaza:20% dintre respondenti au spus "Si"10% dintre respondenti au spus "No"70% dintre respondenti au spus: "E, pe dracu!"

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-51787734397472617922009-01-27T17:48:00.001+02:002009-01-28T13:19:07.620+02:00

Un bade vine la farmacie si intreaba:- Domnisoara, aveti medicamente din acelea albastre, de care te simti bine?- Da, bade! Viagra le zice.- Apoi da ... si cat costa una?- 35.000 lei...- Si cat tine?- Apoi, vreo patru ore, bade.Badea, scarpinandu-se in cap:- Apoi, pentru un sfert de ora in plus, nu merita sa dau 35.000 lei!

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-31315633957609820522009-01-26T22:31:00.002+02:002009-01-26T22:32:38.240+02:00

Daca ar fi Chuck Norris in locul lui Super Mario.....ar fi grav :)

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aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-45862487692146214052009-01-18T13:56:00.001+02:002009-01-18T13:58:01.713+02:00

Iaca niste flacai si neni care au urcat aghesmuiti la volan..

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aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-89988203756263096382008-12-17T16:30:00.000+02:002008-12-17T16:31:21.438+02:00

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-84762873610505695442008-12-12T13:19:00.000+02:002008-12-12T13:20:39.146+02:00

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-10854357630027930152008-11-29T16:56:00.000+02:002008-11-29T16:57:49.093+02:00

Tashubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09458145988004141046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-55556453980398444292008-11-19T15:47:00.001+02:002008-11-19T15:47:57.216+02:00

Culmea canibalismului: sa mananci un om invizibil.Culmea culmii canibalismului:sa iti ramana printre dinti ramasite din omul invizibil!

Tashubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09458145988004141046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-76221125814954331932008-11-19T15:45:00.001+02:002008-11-19T15:45:40.339+02:00

Care e femeia ideala?Una care dupa o partida de sex se transforma in 3 lazi de bere si 4 din cei mai buni prieteni ai tai.

Tashubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09458145988004141046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-90184264748467843922008-11-19T15:41:00.000+02:002008-11-19T15:42:00.444+02:00

play_126922(450,390);

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play_126923(450,390);

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play_126828(450,390);

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play_126831(450,390);

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Daca Matrix ar fi fost facut pe Windows..

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-79739157701005411622008-11-19T11:09:00.001+02:002008-11-19T11:09:30.906+02:00

show_f1adeef63cbf0a(448, 386); Vibrator, cel mai bun prieten! Vezi mai multe video Haioase »

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undeva in Dolj..play_126544(450,390);

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aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-89219695107270731052008-11-15T21:58:00.000+02:002008-11-15T21:59:23.877+02:00

play_125649(450,390);

Tashubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09458145988004141046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-59578513552739134312008-11-15T21:56:00.001+02:002008-11-15T21:56:45.443+02:00

play_123078(450,390);

Tashubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09458145988004141046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-38883323750839337652008-11-15T21:52:00.000+02:002008-11-15T21:54:32.380+02:00

play_125621(450,390);

Tashubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09458145988004141046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-21397506132225726502008-11-15T19:54:00.001+02:002008-11-15T19:54:48.781+02:00

play_125807(450,390);

Tashubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09458145988004141046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-52766467337458704462008-11-15T19:47:00.002+02:002008-11-15T19:49:56.909+02:00

Ai grija...e posibil sa stranute!!!play_125626(450,390);

Tashubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09458145988004141046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-38956614484540293352008-11-15T19:39:00.000+02:002008-11-15T19:41:02.367+02:00

2 politisti merg pe strada si vad un popa.Se duc si il bat pana il fac sange.Inainte sa plece ii zice:Vezi NINJA ca nu-i ca-n filme!

Tashubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09458145988004141046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-7624623416648646762008-11-15T19:36:00.001+02:002008-11-15T19:36:46.970+02:00

2 babe stateau de vorba in cimitir:- Auzi?Cati ani ai?intreaba una din ele.- 98.- Si mai pleci acasa?

Tashubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09458145988004141046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-89470898221044708162008-11-15T19:35:00.001+02:002008-11-15T19:35:38.595+02:00

Trei ingineri, un chinez, un francez si un roman sunt prezenti la o licitatie pentru construirea unui pod.Chinezul: - Noi pornim constructia de pe ambele maluri in acelasi timp. In felul asta castigam timp iar intalnirea se realizeaza cu ajutorul GPS-ului, cu eroare de cativa centimetri.Francezul: - Noi pornim constructia de pe ambele maluri in acelasi timp. In felul asta castigam timp si

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Oare ce cauta pisica aia acolo?play_125754(450,390);

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-53967377599248992772008-11-14T13:45:00.001+02:002008-11-14T13:45:53.581+02:00

play_125622(450,390);

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-29863624439839549752008-11-14T13:31:00.004+02:002008-11-14T13:35:06.382+02:00

Dupa ce a cedat cablul de acceleratie, pilotul s-a bagat sub capota, si a condus copilotul..

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-64539894373980559652008-11-13T20:16:00.001+02:002008-11-13T20:16:27.266+02:00

Un parc de distractii din India cica...

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-21975366960646896512008-11-13T20:14:00.001+02:002008-11-13T20:14:38.349+02:00

1-a in loc de a 3-a..null - Watch more free videos

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play_124877(450,390);

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play_124867(450,390);

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-9227744657077534402008-11-12T21:54:00.000+02:002008-11-12T21:55:07.051+02:00

play_124263(450,390);

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play_123923(450,390);

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-40848204195672161232008-11-12T21:51:00.002+02:002008-11-12T21:53:48.669+02:00

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-58266701491620880842008-11-12T17:57:00.002+02:002008-11-12T17:58:57.075+02:00

Tatal impacientat isi asteapta fiul. Intr-un tirziu acesta ajunge acasa si tatal il ia la intrebari:- Pe unde ai pierdut timpul pana acum?- ....Tata, vreau sa iti marturisesc ceva ...azi mi-am pierdut virginitatea.- Extraordinar! Felicitari fiule!!! Aseaza-te pe scaun sa bem un pahar in cinstea acestui eveniment.- Putem sa bem, dar nu pot sa ma asez pe scaun.

Tashubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09458145988004141046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-42677806572746849792008-11-12T14:22:00.000+02:002008-11-12T14:23:00.794+02:00

play_37886(450,390);

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play_123378(450,390);

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play_124859(450,390);

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play_124860(450,390);

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play_124024(450,390);

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-40351577077201976792008-11-10T20:40:00.000+02:002008-11-10T20:41:41.124+02:00

Ion si Maria in noaptea nuntii:- Ioane,Ioane, pune-mi-o in palma, te rog...- Marie degetele tale nu pot fi atinse decat de cel mai fin inel de aur.- Ioane, Ioane pune-mi-o, te rog, intre sani...- Marie, sanii tai nu pot fi dezmierdatzi decat de razele lunii.- Ioane,Ioane, pune-mi-o, te rog, sus!!!- Marie, buzele tale nu pot fi sarutate decat de roua fragilor de mai.- Ioane,atunci pune-o oriunde

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Un nebun la psihiatru:- Povesteste-mi cum a inceput totul in ordine cronologica. Ce-ai facut prima data?- La inceput am creat cerul si pamantul... Pe urma au inceput sa vina necazurile peste mine!

Tashubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09458145988004141046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-66156656580846422662008-11-09T22:57:00.004+02:002008-11-09T23:00:36.451+02:00

Raport al politiei :"Faptasul legase victima cu o funie si era gata sa o necinsteasca. Din fericire politia i-a luat-o inainte"...

Tashubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09458145988004141046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-25713755052300997882008-11-09T22:57:00.003+02:002008-11-09T22:59:17.071+02:00

Intra o baba la farmacie si cere portocale. Farmacista ii arata semnul pe care scrie mare FARMACIE..La care baba: Aouleuu, lasa-ma muica, ca nu ma mai iau eu dupa semne, ca si la militari pe gard scria "pula" si-am sarit si m-au rupt cainii!

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-3907100315289841102008-11-09T22:50:00.001+02:002008-11-09T22:50:54.068+02:00

In timp ce meargeau pe strada, sotul si sotia.Sotul: Uite un Mercedes Vito!Sotia: Uite un BMW, boule!

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-83974346546161128152008-11-09T22:48:00.000+02:002008-11-09T22:49:04.121+02:00

Doi moldoveni:- Auzi, ba, ca am mostenit doua nutrii.- Nutrii?- Nu ba! Doua!

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-64954052938746588932008-11-09T22:45:00.001+02:002008-11-09T22:45:44.743+02:00

Un schelet intră într-un bar:- Barmane, o bere şi un mop frate !!!

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-15410675667039396042008-11-09T22:42:00.002+02:002008-11-09T22:46:07.728+02:00

Un cersetor timp de 20 de ani, cersea in fiecare duminica in fata aceleasi biserici si tot de 20 de ani un om ii dadea cate 1 leu. Intr-o duminica cersetorul primeste doar 10 bani de la barbatul respectiv, la care cersetorul nedumirit il intreaba:- Timp de 20 de ani mi-ai dat cate 1 leu si acum, ce s-a intamplat?Barbatul: - Pai sa vezi, am baiatul la facultate si fac economie.Cersetorul (foarte

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-2967624442741651822008-11-09T19:51:00.002+02:002008-11-09T22:46:48.495+02:00

Un betiv intra intr-o biserica catolica si se duce direct la confesare. Intra in cabina si nu zice nimic. Preotul, nedumerit, isi regleaza vocea incercand sa-i atraga atentia omului. Acesta nu zice nimic. Dupa un timp, bate popa de 3 ori in peretele despartitor, la care betivul raspunde:- N-are rost sa bati, nici eu nu am hartie.

Tashubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09458145988004141046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-88836078488119022952008-11-09T19:35:00.004+02:002008-11-09T21:24:43.240+02:00

Intr-o scoala, se tot auzea un mare zgomot dintr-o clasa. Directorul intra in clasa respectiva si vede ingrozit cum toata lumea tipa, unii sebateau, unii chiar urcati pe banci. Directorul il apuca pe cel mai zgomotos si il da afara din sala. Deodata se face linişte.- Unde este profesorul vostru?- Tocmai l-ati dat afara...

Tashubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09458145988004141046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-22765167777768967452008-11-08T23:18:00.005+02:002008-11-08T23:23:23.595+02:00

O manareala autohtona...Via Neuronu..show_48473b109d2093(448, 386);

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-88974216493373359432008-11-07T18:24:00.004+02:002008-11-09T22:47:11.230+02:00

Care este asemanarea dintre submarin si sistemul de operare Windows?Amandoua au probleme la deschiderea ferestrei !!!

Tashubahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09458145988004141046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-66854936432686312662008-11-07T13:53:00.004+02:002008-11-09T21:23:48.801+02:00

- Cred ca notele pe care le-ai adus cer o mare bataie.- Nu te sfatuiesc s-o faci, taticule deoarece proful nostru de mate e campion la karate!

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-13172138311684138742008-11-07T13:52:00.001+02:002008-11-09T21:23:35.654+02:00

-Care e deosebirea dintre bikini frantuzesti si cei rusesti?-Cei frantuzesti îti intra în fund, cei rusesti în cizma!

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-80296559581925841042008-11-07T13:51:00.001+02:002008-11-09T21:23:22.914+02:00

- Am o veste foarte buna, doamna Popescu!- Domnisoara Popescu...- Aaa, atunci am o veste proasta pentru dumneavoastra, domnisoara Popescu!

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-13565004060786175302008-11-07T13:42:00.001+02:002008-11-09T21:23:13.986+02:00

Basescu se intalneste cu Bush. Din una din alta ajung sa vorbeasca de pregatirea soldatilor lor.Bush: - Eu ma mandresc cu soldatii mei: ei mai intai gandesc si apoi executa. Basescu: - Si eu ma mandresc cu ai mei, ei mai intai executa si apoi gandesc.- Hai sa-i punem la incercare: ne alegem fiecare cate unul si vedem de ce sunt in stare.- Foarte bine.- Mike, vino aici si da-i o palma. Sta asta se

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-24261882439332687852008-11-07T13:26:00.001+02:002008-11-09T21:22:59.690+02:00

Intr-un magazin de legume vine un client si intreaba pe vanzator daca poate sa-i vanda o jumatate de cartof. Nici mai mult, nici mai putin, vrea jumatate de cartof.Vanzatorul se duce la manager, dar nu vede ca in spatele lui vine si clientul. Si zice cu vocea tare:- Este aici un dobitoc care vrea jumatate de cartof! Dupa care il observa si imediat adauga:- Norocul nostru ca acest stimat domn este

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-78666273636316078042008-11-07T13:21:00.002+02:002008-11-09T21:22:39.969+02:00

Judecatorul ii intreaba pe Indienii Popandai, dupa ce au evadat din inchisoare:- Spuneti-mi, cum ati reusit sa evadati?- Am stat noi in inchisoare o zi, doua, si in a treia zi, "Ochi De Soim" a vazut ca lipseste un perete.

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-40237762354020390942008-11-07T13:18:00.003+02:002008-11-09T21:21:55.552+02:00

- Mami, toti imi spun ca sunt cam neatent. Chiar asa e?- Flacau, tu locuiesti in casa de alaturi!

aerosoulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8027217336176717395.post-44962605260045399222008-11-07T13:13:00.001+02:002008-11-09T21:21:15.576+02:00

Un student ia nota 4 la examenul Logica si ii propune profesorului:- Daca va pun o intrebare logica si nu-mi raspundeti imi mariti nota?- Profesorul: Da.- Ce este ilogic dar legal, logic dar ilegal si totodata ilogic si ilegal?Se gandeste profesorul, zice ca nu stie si ii mareste nota flacaului.Studentul raspunde:- Ca dvs aveti 60 de ani si sunteti casatorit cu o tipa de 24 - este ilogic dar

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Un studiu efectuat pe barbatii din mai multe tari a relevat ca barbatii romani consuma in medie 1200 calorii la o partida de sex, fata de 200, barbatii din alte tari. S-a aprofundat problema sa se vada unde se duce surplusul de 1000 de calorii si daca barbatii romani sunt mai virili decat ceilalti. Concluziile au fost ca barbatii romani nu sunt nici pe departe mai virili decat ceilalti, surplusul

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